GPOYW - Me and my nephew Cole at Castaway Cay in the Bahamas.

I’d kill to take another vacation right now, so if your death would increase my chances of getting to the Bahamas, I’d lay low for a while.

Chibi fell asleep with her tongue sticking out. I grabbed this before she realized how embarrassing this could be.

Everything I write about Chibi passes under her watchful gaze. EVERYTHING.

GPOYW - I won an iPod Nano Edition!  Thanks Phonebooth!

For all the fans out there who wanted to see Chibi’s press on nails, now you can see how boringly clear they are.

This photo was on the wall next to my seat at dinner tonight. The more I looked at it, and that clown looked at me, my face looked more and more like the horrified child. I question the sanity of anyone who would hang this picture ANYWHERE in a restaurant.

This is why I need to eat at nicer restaurants.

We’re both thankful I’m home all day to cuddle one another.

This was the small secluded beach at the end of the bike trail on Disney’s Castaway Cay in the Bahamas.

More about my cruise to come.

GPOYW - American Idol Experience edition!

GPOYW - Fail Whale Facepaint at the North Carolina State Fair Edition